Post by AliciaGirl1997 on Mar 11, 2008 14:20:28 GMT -5
(might have swears in it, don't be upset if you find one)
50 Things to do When Bored
1. Bite off all your nails and see how long it takes for them to grow.
2. Perform dangerous scientific experiments on your siblings (while they are sleeping).
3. Dye your hair an unnatural hair color.
4. Go outside. Light someone’s car on fire. See how long it takes for the flames to die down.
5. Adopt a kid. Illegally.
6. Tear a piece of paper in half. Tear it in half again. Keep tearing until you have nothing left. Nothing left.
7. Produce a weapon of mass destruction.
8. In broad daylight, wear dark clothing and scare your friends by pretending to spy on them. Make sure that they recognize you and when they call out to you, pretend to hide.
9. Invent a new way to play chess. Involving money.
10. Draw graphic pictures to the best of your ability.
11. Create a new kind of condom. Here’s the catch: it has to be effective.
12. Come up with a new sport. Be creative. Make the game involve jelly, classical music, marijuana, an Indian waiter, pudding, and pizza.
13. If you’re a blonde, dye your hair black or brown. Or blue.
14. Work out. Try a new form of exercise, but don’t use on of your five senses. Like, run on a treadmill with your nose covered. Or, jog down the street with your eyes closed.
15. Put on a sophisticated fashion show for 4-year-olds.
16. Go outside. Make a snowman out of mud and grass. Take a picture of it.
17. Fast for a year. Or however long you can manage.
18. Eat a cake.
19. Take a bath with whipped cream and chocolate.
20. Wear sun block and stand in the sun. See how long before your skin starts to hurt and your eyes start to burn.
21. Make a list titled ‘40 things to do when you are bored - part 2.’
22. Come up with your very own game system. (Mine is called Super Games Pyramid Monkey Flash 8)
23. Paint smiley faces on all of your finger tips. Name them. Ask them for advice.
24. Go to church. Start a sing-a-along. Argue with the priest when he tells you to stop and tell him he’s going to hell.
25. Propose to random strangers.
26. Write a song about marshmallows that doesn’t rhyme. Use a guitar. You know you suck.
27. Tap dance… in public.
28. Liberate a day care, sneak them into a very scary R rated movie. Keep them hostage inside the theater with a water gun.
29. Paint flaming hedgehogs on your shoes. Name the flaming hedgehogs.
30. Get plastic surgery.
31. Practice miming. In public. Pretend you can’t get out of ‘the box’.
32. Ride a tricycle. Or a unicycle.
33. Learn to hacky-sack.
34. Send a restraining order to a celebrity.
35. Create your very own holiday.
36. Go to the mall. Browse. Pick out some clothes. Go into the dressing room. Yodel while you try on clothes. Walk back into the sore like it’s all good.
37. Direct a bizarre short film. Make sure that it does not make sense. Enter it in an independent film competition. Cry when the judges ask you questions about your film and tell them it hurts to talk about it. Tell them it’s too complicated and run away, screaming “no one understand me”
38. Create a robot designed to do one specific useless task. Like, make a robot that can only move forward.
39. Make an outfit using candy-coated chocolate pieces, whipped cream, sticky notes, tape, and silly string.
40. Get a tattoo of a song on your arm. Make it an offensive, explicit, and provocative song. Try to include a picture for emphasis. Heh heh.
And now, for your viewing pleasure…
TEN MORE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED
41. Make a pie out of peanut butter. Only peanut butter.
42. Write a novel about your life, but add a twist to it an read it at a reading. Be serious when reading it.
43. Buy a stuffed animal that is not cute.
44. Pretend that you are a psychologist and every time someone tells you something, say “and how does that make you FEEL?”
45. Go to a strip club. Offer a million dollars to any stripper who can make you fall in LOVE with them. Remember, love. Not lust.
46. Talk backwards. For instance, instead of saying “hi, what‘s up?”, say “?pu s‘tahw, ih”. See how long people will tolerate you.
47. Pretend that you have an imaginary friend. Take her/him/it with you everywhere you go. Remember, talk to your imaginary friend, buy her/him/it things (like food, spa treatments, etc.), and care about her/him/it.
48. Pretend that you have a twin. Tell your mother and father about your twin. Be enthusiastic and descriptive.
49. Watch a foreign film. Incorporate things you saw in the movie into your life.
50. Go to the movie theater. Buy
one of everything from the concession stand. Leave the movie theater.
50 Things to do When Bored
1. Bite off all your nails and see how long it takes for them to grow.
2. Perform dangerous scientific experiments on your siblings (while they are sleeping).
3. Dye your hair an unnatural hair color.
4. Go outside. Light someone’s car on fire. See how long it takes for the flames to die down.
5. Adopt a kid. Illegally.
6. Tear a piece of paper in half. Tear it in half again. Keep tearing until you have nothing left. Nothing left.
7. Produce a weapon of mass destruction.
8. In broad daylight, wear dark clothing and scare your friends by pretending to spy on them. Make sure that they recognize you and when they call out to you, pretend to hide.
9. Invent a new way to play chess. Involving money.
10. Draw graphic pictures to the best of your ability.
11. Create a new kind of condom. Here’s the catch: it has to be effective.
12. Come up with a new sport. Be creative. Make the game involve jelly, classical music, marijuana, an Indian waiter, pudding, and pizza.
13. If you’re a blonde, dye your hair black or brown. Or blue.
14. Work out. Try a new form of exercise, but don’t use on of your five senses. Like, run on a treadmill with your nose covered. Or, jog down the street with your eyes closed.
15. Put on a sophisticated fashion show for 4-year-olds.
16. Go outside. Make a snowman out of mud and grass. Take a picture of it.
17. Fast for a year. Or however long you can manage.
18. Eat a cake.
19. Take a bath with whipped cream and chocolate.
20. Wear sun block and stand in the sun. See how long before your skin starts to hurt and your eyes start to burn.
21. Make a list titled ‘40 things to do when you are bored - part 2.’
22. Come up with your very own game system. (Mine is called Super Games Pyramid Monkey Flash 8)
23. Paint smiley faces on all of your finger tips. Name them. Ask them for advice.
24. Go to church. Start a sing-a-along. Argue with the priest when he tells you to stop and tell him he’s going to hell.
25. Propose to random strangers.
26. Write a song about marshmallows that doesn’t rhyme. Use a guitar. You know you suck.
27. Tap dance… in public.
28. Liberate a day care, sneak them into a very scary R rated movie. Keep them hostage inside the theater with a water gun.
29. Paint flaming hedgehogs on your shoes. Name the flaming hedgehogs.
30. Get plastic surgery.
31. Practice miming. In public. Pretend you can’t get out of ‘the box’.
32. Ride a tricycle. Or a unicycle.
33. Learn to hacky-sack.
34. Send a restraining order to a celebrity.
35. Create your very own holiday.
36. Go to the mall. Browse. Pick out some clothes. Go into the dressing room. Yodel while you try on clothes. Walk back into the sore like it’s all good.
37. Direct a bizarre short film. Make sure that it does not make sense. Enter it in an independent film competition. Cry when the judges ask you questions about your film and tell them it hurts to talk about it. Tell them it’s too complicated and run away, screaming “no one understand me”
38. Create a robot designed to do one specific useless task. Like, make a robot that can only move forward.
39. Make an outfit using candy-coated chocolate pieces, whipped cream, sticky notes, tape, and silly string.
40. Get a tattoo of a song on your arm. Make it an offensive, explicit, and provocative song. Try to include a picture for emphasis. Heh heh.
And now, for your viewing pleasure…
TEN MORE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED
41. Make a pie out of peanut butter. Only peanut butter.
42. Write a novel about your life, but add a twist to it an read it at a reading. Be serious when reading it.
43. Buy a stuffed animal that is not cute.
44. Pretend that you are a psychologist and every time someone tells you something, say “and how does that make you FEEL?”
45. Go to a strip club. Offer a million dollars to any stripper who can make you fall in LOVE with them. Remember, love. Not lust.
46. Talk backwards. For instance, instead of saying “hi, what‘s up?”, say “?pu s‘tahw, ih”. See how long people will tolerate you.
47. Pretend that you have an imaginary friend. Take her/him/it with you everywhere you go. Remember, talk to your imaginary friend, buy her/him/it things (like food, spa treatments, etc.), and care about her/him/it.
48. Pretend that you have a twin. Tell your mother and father about your twin. Be enthusiastic and descriptive.
49. Watch a foreign film. Incorporate things you saw in the movie into your life.
50. Go to the movie theater. Buy
one of everything from the concession stand. Leave the movie theater.
